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  • Ghost Recon Wildlands

    0 CommentsPosted by on March 7, 2017 under Featured, Xbox One Reviews
    What a polarising game. What a truly polarising game. I’m in two absolute minds about Ghost Recon Wildlands and trust me, it’s going to show through this review. When first loading up the game, I was taken aback by how primitive the game quite frankly looked. While I consider myself a Ghost Recon purist, loving only the PC original and Island Thunder, I found myself thoroughly disappointed ... more.
  • Horizon Zero Dawn Video Review

    0 CommentsPosted by on March 6, 2017 under Featured, PS4 Reviews
    Here's our review of HORIZON: ZERO DAWN by our man Steve! Steve went out, purchased a PS4 Pro and Horizon Zero Dawn JUST for this review! Well, maybe not, but it was still some damn good timing anyhow! Sit back, relax and enjoy as Steve gives you the lowdown on what he thought of HORIZON: ZERO DAWN! ... more.
  • Burley Men At Sea

    0 CommentsPosted by on February 26, 2017 under Featured, PC Review
    A game does not always have to have immediate threat to present challenge and interest, the imminent looming demon of defeat careening down upon you with a ‘game over’ screen does not always need to be present to inspire one to progress further for entertainment. Burly Men at Sea, henceforth known as BMAS, is at once an interesting folk tale and simplified adventure game that works pleasantly ... more.
  • Rogue Stache

    0 CommentsPosted by on February 22, 2017 under PC Review
    I’m going to level with you, I had zero idea what to expect with this game other than the idea it involved mustaches somehow. I mean, when I started it up, I had to giggle a bit at it, the idea a twin stick 2d side scrolling shooter would rely on that old macho stereotype of the manly man’s mustache providing the main characters special powers really tickled my funny bone. The fact you can get... more.
  • Rotation Phonology: Break

    0 CommentsPosted by on February 21, 2017 under PC Review
    Sometimes I get a game that baffles me. I know I want to like it? I know it’s not really terrible, but the concept escapes me, the controls just feel uninspired and the game itself just feels like it’s been slapped together with good intent but poor execution. I think honestly that describes Rotation Phonology: Break (Henceforth known as RPB) to a tee, “Good intent but poor execution” hone... more.
  • Overture Video

    0 CommentsPosted by on February 20, 2017 under Featured, Game Videos, PC Review
    Our man Steve reviews Overture for the pc. From Black Shell Games, Overture is a top down, Gauntlet inspired dungeon crawler that will test your mettle, asking you to endure death after death after death in order to become the best adventurer around! Do you have what it takes? 24 characters, mutliple advancements, weapons, multiple enemies and one hell of a challenging game add up to a great time ... more.
  • Friday Night Bullet Arena

    0 CommentsPosted by on February 19, 2017 under Xbox One Reviews
    Friday Night Bullet Arena comes to us from Red Nexus Games… and I’m sorry guys but please, please take it back. What on earth have you delivered unto us. Right now I feel like I’ve wasted my time playing this game. It’s not often I feel this poorly towards a game, but when I play a game I feel suffers from an excess of lazy development, could be oh so much more, has potential but will neve... more.
  • Invisible Apartment

    0 CommentsPosted by on February 17, 2017 under PC Review
    I must’ve been around 7 or 8 years old, I received these books, these fantastic books at the time called “Zork”, Bivotar and Juranda, the main characters were on a quest to find the three Palantirs of Zork and to defeat the evil sorcerer Krill. A choose your own adventure, these opened my eyes up to interactive storytelling and I’ve been a fan of this style for years since. I’ve seen pr... more.
  • Induction

    0 CommentsPosted by on February 15, 2017 under Uncategorized
    I have had the chance to have early access to the rather pleasant game “Induction”, by developer Bryan Gale, and as with previous games such as Minos Strategos and Pictopix, I have come away from it pleasantly refreshed, experiencing yet another meditation in minimalism, ultimately happy I was given this experience. Yet at the same time, with a keyboard ready to be firmly wedged into the blood... more.
  • Gunman Taco Truck

    0 CommentsPosted by on February 8, 2017 under Featured, PC Review
    You’re going to die in this game, quite a bit. But your death is going to be so tasty, filled with cheese, salsa, cilantro and beans! The crashing, burning hulk of your truck is going to careen down the road, your body is going to get covered in chunky tomato salsa and four armed rednecks, catfish and wizard cats are going to pick over your corpse, wrapping it in tortillas, serving you up for lu... more.
  • Memoranda

    0 CommentsPosted by on February 2, 2017 under Featured, PC Review
    It’s been a long time since I’ve played a game like this, I mean *quite* like this, Memoranda from indie developer Bit Biterz brings back memories of sitting in my parents’ house on a Friday night smashing through Monkey Island I and II, Police Quest I – III and any other point and click game you can think of, with friends just to get to the end, my brain absolutely bent on how to solve ce... more.
  • Causality

    0 CommentsPosted by on January 31, 2017 under Featured, Uncategorized, PC Review
    I seriously feel like these last few games have sent my mind around the bend. Trying to figure out time mechanics, cause and effect, temporal rifts… I should be granted a goddamn sonic screwdriver and a T.A.R.D.I.S. At the very least a DeLorean with a flux capacitor! So the last game or two I’ve looked at were simple in nature in terms of visuals, their mechanics wavering between simple and su... more.
  • Resident Evil 7

    0 CommentsPosted by on January 30, 2017 under Featured, PC Review
    Resident Evils history is chaotic, there’s no doubting that. The series was at one point, almost untouchable in terms of quality. During the PS1 era, if the name Resident Evil were uttered, it was with reverence. It was not until Gun Survivor came out that people considered the idea that a Resident Evil game could truly be subpar? Even then, Gun Survivor was seen as more of a ‘risk’ than a f... more.
  • Puzzle Puppers

    0 CommentsPosted by on January 28, 2017 under Featured, PC Review
    Puzzle Puppers comes to us from Castle Keep. This puzzle game is simple, but kind of beyond my age range, this review is going to be written from two perspectives, which I believe is important given, Gameplay Gameplay is a very simple point and click affair, you have a dog that stretches out over a grid, you have to guide the dog to its bowl as its stretches along like a snake, eating the food... more.
  • First thoughts on Resident Evil 7

    0 CommentsPosted by on January 27, 2017 under Feature Articles, Featured
    If the Evil Dead remake, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Silent Hill had a baby, this would be it. I don’t honestly know where to start with this game, but I have *nothing* but praise. From the insanely beautiful, yet horrifically gut wrenching graphics, to the fantastically executed sound, aesthetics are *everything* in Resident Evil 7. Capcom has performed a comeback of Travolta like magnitude ... more.